“All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.” –Raymond Hull
“One study found that simply having a husband creates an extra seven hours of housework a week.” –Newsweek, “I Don’t: The Case Against Marriage.” June 21, 2010.
Overheard at a 50th wedding anniversary party. A guest: “How did you two make it this far?” The bride: “Well, we never wanted to get divorced at the same time.”
Overheard at a 70th wedding anniversary party. The bride: “My, those first fifty years were hard.”
“My opinion of gay marriage is exactly the same as my opinion of straight marriage: It’s impossibly difficult and sure to end in agony.” –Kate Braestrup in “Marriage and Other Acts of Charity”
"If love is blind, than marriage is a real eye-opener." --Unknown